Friday, March 31, 2017

AS GOOD AS IT GET....



SOMETIMES I LIKE TO GET DOWN AND GET AS NASTY AS I WANNA BE,
BECOME A DOUBLE AGENT AND EXPOSE THAT INSIDE INNER FREAK....
NO HOLDS BAR WHEN I BRING MY PU$$¥ TO THE TABLE,
I MAKE SURE IT'S THE FILET MIGNON OF ALL ENTRÉES AND IT TASTE SWEETER THAN THE SYRUP OF MAPLE...
HIGH MAINTENANCE WHEN IT TRIMMED TO PERFECTION,
I GOT EM' HOLDING IMPORTED CLOTH NAPKINS CAUSE IT'S GONNA BE WETTER THAN A WATERFALL WHICH CAUSES A DEEPER TYPE OF ERECTION...
DON'T LOOK AT ME CROSSED EYED I SAID IT WAS GONNA BE EXPLICIT,
I LIKE WHEN HE SPLIT THE LIPS APART AND SOP IT UP LIKE A BISCUIT...
BONIFIED PLEASURE WHEN HE'S TEASING THE PINK PEARL,
I GET A MAXIMUM WORKOUT
WHEN HE LICK~STICK~AND TWIRL...
MICHAEL JACKSON BAD HE DEFINITELY KEEPS A SISTA CLIMBING OFF THE WALL,
BUT GRIPS THEM HIPS TIGHTER THAN A WAIST CINCHER JUST TO MAKE SURE A BISSSSH WON'T EVA FALL..
AND DON'T THINK I DON'T RETURN THE SAME SATISFACTION TO "MY KING" OF THE RING,
I'M HIS OWN PERSONAL BOBBLE HEAD AND DO THINGS THAT BITCH SUPER HEAD WOULDN'T DREAM...
BASKIN ROBBIN HE TASTE LIKE 31 FLAVORS,
I DO IT CAUSE I LOVE HIM IT'S NEVER NO OPTION OR DO ME A FAVOR...
RELAXED MOOD WHILE LISTENING TO "IF ONLY YOU KNEW" BY PATTIE,
KEEPING ME INTERTWINED BY SCREAMING OUT YES I'M BOUT TO CUM DADDY....

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Tuesday, March 21, 2017

ALTER EGO TEAZY EDITION....

I'M GIVING SHANTELL 72 HOURS TO RESPOND:



THIS EXERCISE RIGHT HERE IS  GONNA BE EXTRA SUPERFICIAL,
I'M GONE BE STATING FACTS THAT'S GONNA CHALLENGE EVERY PART OF SHANTELL'S RHYTHMICAL MENTAL...
BLACK CLOUDS FORMING HER LYRICAL DEATH,
WHEN TEAZY SMOKE THE PAGES AIN'T SHIT BUT GRAY ASHES LEFT...
NOW GO BACK TO THE DUST FROM THE EARTH IN WHICH YOU CAME,
HEARD YOU TALKING OUTTA POCKET GAINING NOTORIETY OFF MY POETRY NAME...
WHAT GIVES YOU THE RIGHT TO STEP UP TO A LEDGEND,
DIDN'T YOU KNOW THAT TEAZY GOT THAT GOD COMPLEX THAT'S NEVER SECOND...
STRONG HOLD CAUSE I CAPTURE SOULS,
I USE TO IDOLIZE YOUR WORK LET THE TRUTH BE TOLD...
BUT THEN YOU GOT STRAIGHT UP DISRESPECTFUL,
KNOCKING THE HARD KNOCK LYFE WITH NO REMORSE OR BEING REGRETFUL...
NO BACK TRACKING NOW I DONE HEARD YOU LOUD AND CLEAR,
IMMA' SNATCH THAT MIC BACK AND THEN RAIN
DANCE ON  YO' SALTY ASS TEARS..
POSTPARTUM I CAUSE LYRICAL
DEPRESSION,
I DON'T DO THIS FOR ACCOLADES I DO IT BECAUSE IT'S MY NATURAL OBSESSION...
SHANTELL YOU'S A POOR MAN'S CALVIN KLEIN~BITCH STOP YOUR LYIN'~I CAN SPIN ON HIS POLE WITHOUT EVEN TRYIN...
IT'S CALLED GRAVITATIONAL PULL WHILE SITTING ON A PEDESTAL,
I'LL CRUSH YOU LIKE BREAD CRUMBS JUST CHECK THE FOREST OF HANSEL & GRETEL...
YOU A LONG WAY FROM HOME BETTER GO BACK TO KANSAS,
FOR I SWOOP DOWN AND STING YO' ASS LIKE A REAL PREYING MANTIS....



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Saturday, March 18, 2017

HE LIKES THE WAY I FLOW....




IF I WAS TO RUN IN A LYRICAL RACE GUARANTEED I'LL BE THE FIRST ONE TO FINISH,
AND IF MY BARZ WAS A BOOK THEY WOULD BE RECORDED THROUGH THE HISTORY OF GUINNESS...
WORLD WIDE RECORDS CAUSE YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME WITHOUT 2 SETS OF PENS,
I KEEP ONE FOR RETALIATION 
AND THE OTHER TO SET AND BREAK TRENDS...
MOS DEF TYPE OF MENTALITY WHEN I'M HOME SKOOLING THESE BACK YARD ROOKIES,
THEY THINK I BE SHOOTING BLANK INK JETS OUT TIL I COME COLLECT MY DUES LIKE YA FAVORITE NEIGHBORHOOD BOOKIE...
PAY ME FOR MY VERSES CAUSE I THRIVE OFF DIVERSITY AND FREEDOM OF SPEECH,
AND IF I DETECT ANY KIND OF  HOSTILITY THEN THIS WHOLE CONVERSATION HAS BEEN BREACH....
IMMA COME THROUGH LIKE FALL OUT FROM RADIATION XEROXING ALL OF YOUR ERRORS,
PUTTING YO' DECEPTION ON BLAST SO YO' ASS WILL KNOW THAT CAN'T NOTHING EVA COMPARE US....
I'M USUALLY MILD MANNERED UNTIL THAT DETONATOR HAS BEEN DEPLOYED,
THEN YO' PROBLEM COMES MY PROBLEM AND I BECOME SOMETHING YOU CAN NOT AVOID....
GENERAL POPULATION I BELONG WITH  NO SUCH CASUALTIES,
CAUSE I BEEN HOLDING DOWN THESE MEAN STREETS SINCE HIP HOP BECAME A REALITY...
DETROIT -VS- EVERYBODY MY CODES WILL NEVER CHANGE,
I BRING MORE TORRENTIAL STORMS THAN THEM 40 DAYS AND NIGHT THAT GOD MADE RAIN...


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Friday, March 17, 2017

QUICKIE....

QUICKIE....


I'M LIKE PRIME TIME EVENTS CAUSE MY PERSONA IS OPTIMAL,
THEY NERVES GET DISCOMBOBULATED WHEN THEY SEE ME THROUGH THE VIEW MASTER OF THEIR OPTICAL...
RAW INDEED~INTRICATE BLEED, MY FLOW IS AIRBORNE LIKE A VIRUS SPREADING IT'S SEED...
GHOST IN YA COMPUTER I'M A WRITERS BEST PRESENTATION,
I BE CAUSING SO MANY SYMPTOMS AMONGST THE MASSES WHEN I BE SPITTING OUT VISUAL ILLUSTRATIONS...
PEN TO PEN WITH INK IN MY CARTRIDGE,
I SPRAY THESE PAGES LIKE A KIDNAPPER HOLDING IT'S HOSTAGE...
NO RANSOM HERE CAUSE I AIN'T PAYING OFF SHIT,
AND IF THEY LOOKING FOR ME TO SURRENDER  I GUESS IT'LL BE ANOTHER DEAD BITCH....
NOW FIRE UP THAT GRILL AND WATCH HOW I SMOKE,
GOT YA LUNGS FILLED WITH MY ESSENCE  YOU EVEN LIKE HOW YOU CHOKE....
SPONTANEOUS COMBUSTION WHEN I DROP LYRICS,
GOT NO SOUNDS EFFECT STILL YOU CAN'T TELL ME YOU AIN'T FEELIN' IT...
AND IF YOU SAY YOU DON'T THEN I GOTTA QUESTION YOUR AUTHENSITY,
CAUSE I BEEN KNOWN FOR MY BRILLIANCE AND HIGH POWERED ENERGY....

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Tuesday, March 14, 2017

GIMME THE MIC....




GIVE ME 16 MINUTES TO SPIT SOMETHING SO WICKED~AND I'LL REWRITE HIP HOP  WITH JUST 16 SNIPPETS~16 BARZ =16
DIGITS~AND TIME I GET THROUGH IT WILL SOUND LIKE 16 CRICKETS~ MY SILENCE IS GOLDEN JUST ASK MY 16 CRITICS~VERSES SO DOPE THEY'LL INVOKE 16 SPIRITS~ RAP GODS SPITTIN' OUT 16 LYRICS~TEAZY COMING THROUGH WITH HER 16th EXHIBIT....
RHYTHMICALLY INCLINED CAUSE  I CLIMB THE CHARTS,
I PAINT LYRICS LIKE PICASSO'S ART...
RARE BREED INDEED MY CLOTH IS UNEQUAL,
YOU WON'T FIND ANOTHER DIAMOND LIKE ME WITH SACRED GARMENTS THAT EQUAL....
CLASH OF THE TITANS I STAY AT ODDS WITH THE DEVIL,
HE CAN'T STAND I CAN ANATOMIZE HIS WICKNESS ON A BLONDE HAIR BLUE EYED LEVEL....
BUT FUCK WITH ME AND I'LL UNLEASH ALL THIS POTENTIAL, DEMOLISH THAT AGENDA
WHERE THE WORD REVOLUTIONARY IS EPIC AMONG EACH INDIVIDUAL....
AWAKEN THOUGHTS ON SLEEP MODE CONTROL,
THEY BE WATCHING MY MOVEMENTS BUT CAN'T CONTROL MY SOUL...
(LOL)
FREEDOM "FROM" LIBERTY CAUSE THE JUSTICE DON'T STAND,
KARMA GONE BE THEY SIDE BITCH
WHEN YOU REALIZE WE NOT ORDINARY PEOPLE OR SLAVES TO
THE SAME FIELD HANDS...

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Monday, March 6, 2017

METHOD TO MY MADNESS



HE STRIPPED ME OF MY SOUL AND MADE MY TEARS FEEL THE SAME AS MY WETNESS... NOW WHEN EVER IT RAINS I ENJOY BEING NAKED TO THE CORE...


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