Wednesday, July 26, 2017

LATE NIGHT HAIKU....

EVENING HAIKU....

A REAL QUEEN NO SHIT
CAPTURED SOULS WITH A PURE HEART
NO SEX ON THE MENU....

ART OF SEDUCTION
MY MIND SATISFYING ONE'S EGO
NO SEX ON THE TABLE...

SHARING THE REAL ME
ONE VESSEL IN A OCEAN DEEP
NO SEX ON THE PLATE....

HONORING THY SELF
WHEN THERE ARE MANY TO CHOOSE
NO SEX ON THE SPOON

ONE KEY 100 LOCKS
ONE SMILE AMONG STARES
NO SEX BUT WELL FED....



Copyright Shan-Teazy Ledgend 2017





RETIRED LEGENDZ....

PENSETTERS PRODUCTION:

(CHRIS FERGUSON)(SHANTELL COOPER)


RETIRED LEGENDZ-

CHRIS:

SUFFICIENT WITH THE BLEED FOR 6 SUMMERS RUNNING..THE PENSETTERS SET TRENDZ TO PAVE WAYS FOR NEW COMERS..OUR CATALOGS IS TIMELESS CLASSICS,..1 PERCENT FANTASY WITH 99 PERCENT FACTZ..WE GAVE YOU HARDCORE, WE GAVE YOU REAL LIFE, ANY GENRE WE FACED....WE KEPT YA ASSES SATISFIED.. ME AND P.I.P. KEPT IT BACK TO BACK,..LIKE A DYNAMIC DUO IN A FOAMED BOOTH..WE LET OUR PENS LAY THE TRACKS..OUR MINDS WERE THE MICROPHONES..OUR HEARTS BECAME THE SPEAKERS..WE REACHED TO THE MASSES OF THE MUTED, SO OUR UNMUTED INK COULD REACH YA..SHOUT OUT TO JAMIE BOND AND TO THE OTHER PLATFORMS ABOVE & BEYOND..TO ALL Y'ALL THAT ROCKED WITH US FOR YEARS, TO OUR PEN PEERS THAT STILL SAY WE THE MUTHAFUCKIN BOMB!!!..WE FO0REVER LEGENDZ OF THIS CRAFT...OUR SHITS FOREVER AND AGAIN...WE ARE THE VERY BEST AT WHAT WE DO!!!...AND I PUT THAT SHIT ON MY UNBORN TWINS..
-JABBO JR.-

SHANTELL:

I GUESS I'M UP NEXT SO IMMA JUST SALUTE AT MY VERY OWN INTRO,
THE WAY I SEDUCE THESE PAGES ONE JUST MIGHT CONSIDER ME A CONNOISSEUR OF WORD PORN OR A OUT SPOKEN LYRICAL NYMPHO...
ICONIC HIP HOP LEGENDS WE TOOK THE INTERNET BY UNTAMMED STORM,
EMBRACING EVERY TOPIC FROM POLITICAL WARFARE TO THE THINGS THAT'S CONSIDERED OUTLANDISH & JUST PLAIN OUT OF THE NORM~
          (( *A STAR IS BORN* ))
GIVE ME THAT PEN AND PAPER & WATCH ME CREATE A SCENARIO IN 5 DIFFRENT FORMS....
TRUE TO THE GAME CAUSE OUR COMPOSITIONS ARE RAW AND WITTY,
P.I.P. GOT THAT SOUTHERN HOSPITALITY WHILE I'M THE WILD CHILD FROM DETROIT MOTOR CITY...
I COME WITH ALL ORIGINAL DOCUMENTS  "NEVER" NO CARBON COPY,
HATERS MIGHT SEE ME AS BEING DEFIANT WHEN ACTUALLY I'M HUMBLED AND A LITTLE BIT COCKY....
TWO HARD WORKING LYRICIST BEING INVOKED BY THE FLUID OF THIS HARMONIOUS INK,
AND IF A MUTHAFUKA TRY AND QUESTION OUR AUTHENTICITY I WOULD TELL THEM HOEZ YOU DON'T GET PAID TO THINK...

CHRIS:

THIS THAT STRAIGHT OFF THA TOP, NON-STOP PIFF,..BY THE TIME THESE AMATEURS DROP A LINE, OUR LINES ARE WRAPPED UP AND DELIVERED LIKE CHRISTMAS GIFTS...WE TOO FUCKIN' HOTT..OUR PENS' DON'T HAVE TIME TO JOT..PICTURE Y'ALL TRYNA DO THE SHIT WE DO,..YOU'LL LOSE YOUR TRAIN OF THOUGHT..OUR BLEED IS RARE,..NEVER COULD COMPARE US TO ANY OTHER DUO...LEAVE YA LINES BLANK LIKE BILLY'S KICKS,..WONDER WHERE THE FUCK DID TAEBO GO??..CRAFTSMENSHIP AT IT'S BEST WE YOU MENTION OUR NAMES,...WE   THE HOTTEST LIKE HOV & BEY,..YA'LL KNOW WE STILL RUNNIN' THE GAME..BLOG TALK RADIO SAID WE WAS THE DOPEST THEY'VE HEARD & SEEN,..SHOUT OUT TO TENACITY RADIO AND ALL THE OTHER MUTHAFUCKAZ IN BETWEEN..WE PENSETTERS FOR A REASON, THERE IS NO SECOND GUESSIN'...WE MAY DROP A FEW MORE LINES BEFORE WE LEAVE IT ALL BEHIND,...TO WALK AWAY FROM THIS BITCH LIKE RETIRED LEGENDZ!!!..
-JABBO JR.-

SHANTELL:

WE'RE NOW BEING INDUCTED IN THE HALL OF FAME FOR THE FRUITS OF OUR LABOR,
6 SEASONS UP AND RUNNING OUR RESULTS WERE OUTSTANDING & CLASSIFIED AS MAJOR...
VISUAL CONCEPTS TO EASE AND UPLIFT YOUR SO CALLED UNCONSCIOUS MIND,
OURS FLOWS GO SO NATURALLY THAT'S WHAT'S UNSEEN NOW OPEN EYES TO THE REST OF THE WORLD THAT'S BEEN LABELED LEGALLY BLIND...
UNCHARTED TERRITORY WE ALWAYS DARED TO TRAVEL,
THEY WISH THEY HAD MY MECHANISM OF DELIVERY WHERE I LEAVE NERVES SHOOK UP AND LITERALLY  UNRAVELED....
SHOW ME A PICTURE PAINTED THAT HAS A WATERMARK THAT'S BEEN LYRICALLY BRANDED BY SOMEONE BETTER THAN ME,
AND I'LL DISECT EVERY SYLLABLE IN THEIR VOCABULARY THAT THE PENS GODS GOTTA BOW DOWN TO THE PENSETTERS FORMERLY KNOWN AS WE....
FUCK WHAT YA' HEARD WE GONE HAND OVER THEM PAPERS TO OUR FINAL RETIREMENT,
SO THOSE THAT'S  STILL PENNING THEY EVERY DAY THOUGHTS CAN UNLEASH  HAVOC INTO THE REST OF THE ENVIRONMENT....

Copyright 2017