Friday, September 26, 2014

SMART PHONES

A PENSETTERS PRODUCTION (CHRIS FERGUSON) (SHANTELL COOPER)


SMARTPHONE.....

CHRIS:

NOTICED HOW PARANOID HER ANDROID WAS ONCE IT BECAME FACE DOWN AND REMAINED SILENT, LIKE IT WAS UNDER ARREST BY THE FUZZ.. FIGURED OUT ALL ALONG WHAT IT WAS, I STARTED TO SEE A CHANGE.. YOU DEVIATED FROM YOUR DAILY ROUTINES, RETRACED FOOTSTEPS NEVER PATTERNED UP THE SAME..EVEN YOUR FRAGRANCE CHANGED,..YOUR WARDROBE DID TOO, GUESS THAT EXPLAINED YOUR PLAN B GARMENTS THAT WAS FOUND UNDER THE SPARE IN THE BOOTH.. I KEPT QUIET ALL THIS TIME ANTICIPATING YOUR TRUTH TO COME CLEAN, INSTEAD YOUR LIES GREW LIKE TILED MILDEW,..YOU CAN FLUSH THAT BULLSHIT DOWN THE SINK..HOW YOU GON' BE A PLAYA PLAYA AND DON'T KNOW HOW TO OPERATE YA PHONE!!??...NEXT TIME, FOR FUTURE REFERENCE, BE SURE TO NEVER LEAVE YOUR BACKLIGHT ON...DUMB ASS WITH A SMARTPHONE.. LOL!!!...
-C.E.F.-MADDE-


SHANTELL:

SCENTED CANDLES FILLED THE ROOM WITH A AMBIENCE OF ANTICIPATION, HE SHOULDA' HAD HIS ASS HERE BY NOW BUT I GUESS ANOTHER PRESENCE WAS OCCUPYING HIS PHYSICAL & MENTAL FRUSTRATIONS... I CHECKED THE CALLER ID NO MISSED CALLED OR VISUAL, FOR A FRACTION OF A SECOND I STARTED TO FEEL LIKE I WAS SOME WHAT INVISIBLE... LAYED DOWN TO RELAX AND GATHER MY TRAIN OF THOUGHTS, THEN I HEARD MY FAVORITE RINGTONE HE MUST OF STOPPED AND HAD HIM A COUPLE OF SHOTS.... ANSWER THE PHONE BUT NO WARM RECEPTION, ALL I COULD DO IS HEAR NOISE THAT PROVES TO ME HE WAS BEING DECEPTIVE... I HEARD HIM TALKING TELLING HER HE LOVE HER UNCONDITIONALLY, THIS NIGGA GOT A SMARTPHONE BUT IS AS STUPID AS CAN BE!!!....


CHRIS:

LISTENING IN FROM THE BACK POCKET OF YOUR ASS WAS JUST ENOUGH FOR ME..YOU GAVE AWAY YOUR WHEREABOUTS,.. COURTESY OF YOUR LEFT OR RIGHT ASS CHEEK..NOW YOU MAD AT YOUR SMARTPHONE FOR THE DUMB MISTAKES THAT YOU MADE..BEING SLICK TRYNA' PLAY ME SLOW..GUESS YOU GOTTA BLAME IT ON YOUR UPGRADE.. LOL!!..I GAVE YOU THE BENEFIT OF YOUR EXPLANATIONS, SINCE THE PHONE SHOWED ME THE PROOF.. BUT YOU'D RATHER "GLORIFY" YOUR LIES TO "CRUCIFY" YOUR TRUTHS..FUNNY HOW THE TRUTH FINALLY COMES OUT AFTER YOU CALLED MY BLUFF TO BOUNCE..NOW I IGNORE THE CALLS YOU SEND, SO YOU DECIDE TO POP UP UNANNOUNCED!!??..SHIT DON'T WORK LIKE THAT HERE!!!.. SO YOU CAN TAKE YA ASS ON!!!,..YOU GOT ALL THE ALONE TIME YOU NEED NOW..FIND A DATING SITE BY USING YOUR SMARTPHONE..
-C.E.F.-MADDE-


SHANTELL:

NOW I'M HUMILIATED FROM KNOWING WHAT I KNEW ALL THE FUKIN' LONG, THIS NUGGA WAS PLAYING ME AND GOT BUSTED USING A DUMB ASS SMART PHONE... HE WAS TEXTING HER LOVE NOTES BUT MADE THE THE ASSUMPTION THAT SHE WOULD NEVER IN HER LIFE REVEAL THEIR DIRTY LIL SECRET, BUT THERE IN BLACK & WHITE I SAW THE PHRASES HE ONLY USE AND I KNEW HE WOULD DISAPPEAR IN ORDER TO FUKIN KEEP IT... WANNA BE GENIUS BUT TOO SILLY TO RECOGNIZE THAT HIS SMARTPHONE MIGHT GET DISCONNECTED AT ANY GIVEN MOMENT, CAUSE IF I WASN'T NOSEY ASS HELL I WOULDA' BEEN HUNG UP AND NOT LISTEN TO BULLSHIT FROM HIM OR MY SO CALL OPPONENT.... I GUESS THAT 777-9311 PHONE NUMBER DIDN'T WORK OUT LIKE HE PLANED, AND I BET FROM NOW ON HE'LL KEEP THAT SMARTPHONE OFF DECK INSTEAD OF THE BACK OF HIS PANTS....



Trey Songz - SmartPhones [Official Video]: http://youtu.be/7sExF5B4G-U_





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