Sunday, December 14, 2014

MASTER OF BARZ....

David Cardenas
CLASS IN SESSION
(Masters of Barz collab with Shantell Cooper)

Lucky Lefty
NOW LET ME CLEAR MY THROOOOAAAT...

Yo, I’ve been cursed since birth with an ill fated verse
What’s worse, due to my lyrical thirst…my skills rated first
Death comes in spurts…I submerge…but still make it work
I leave haters and jerks merked…in a box…I take’em to church
No need to rehearse…I’m explosive…verbally I stack ferocious
Never lack focus…prepare the darkness for the black locust
I craft the dopest…every hack is a target…step back and take notice
If you slack…you’ll get jacked and laid flat…I smash the coldest
I’m maiming’em with…titanium bars…crackin’ craniums hard
Leaving stadiums marred…detaching veins from their heart
I was deranged from the start …brain packed…uranium charged
Marks…wannabes…fakes and frauds…better stay in your yard
I master this…fighting these lines…I’m Tyson in his prime
Biting ear when I grind…a Titan redefined...slicing when I’m writing rhymes
In a cipher, I siphon with a nine…straight up, no hyphens with mine
See, I’m a venomous viper…snippin’ with an enlightened mind

Queen Guillotine
Make Way for this Vocabulary Combustion Cause I'm a Classified Bounty,
I Make all These Verbal Hunters Nervous when they Spitin' Silver Bullets & They Bouncin'
Right Back Off Me into The Next County...
Now They Trapped in the Land of The Raiders of the Lost Arc,
These Guppy's Don't Wanna Fish Around when They Know they Swimming with a Female SHARK...
LOCK & LOAD~WATCH HOW I EXPLODE~
RELEASING GRAMMATICAL WARFARE FROM MY TONGUE TO YA' LEFT TEMPLE & LOWER CEREBRAL LOBE...
I'm Toxic To The Outline of these Fukin' PAGES, I make all LIQUID INK DISAPPEAR When Being Sent Into UNCONTROLLABLE Rages...
LINGUISTIC WARRANTS gonna Gets Served when I start to get AGITATED,
I WRITE like I FIGHT cause I See em' Coming for Me & THEY better Back up Before they Asses Get LYRICALLY DECAPITATED...
GUILLOTINE QUEEN I'm Protecting the Black Locust,
I be Flying like a Praying Mantis Dropping nothing' but LYRICAL BOMBS & EXPLOSIVES..
Two LITERARY Words Smith's TAG TEAMING the System,
If he Ain't already ANNIHILATED the Matrix Then I'm Up next To go out and Get Them..

Lucky Lefty
I Annihilate the Matrix…with tasteless basic hatred when I spark and flex
There’s no Neo, no Morpheus and no Trinity without me, the Architect
I leave artist checked…searching for the blueprint…scarred and vexed
These dummies get a jarred neck…SHOOK…when my bars just wreck
I’m the largest yet…elevating beyond the code…I’m a heartless mess
If my clip unloads…I’ll leave another cartridge spent and a carcass stretched
I’m a killing fiend backing up Queen Guillotine...invading a million dreams
It’s a blood bath…when we buck back…get the picture…we steal the scene
Our skills are mean…so ill it seems…it ain’t safe…don’t try to rebuild your team
We make villains scream…with so many red dots you thought you could feel the beam
And we don’t give a hill of beans…who the fuck you think you are
There’s no afterlife and no way you can touch these Masters of Bars

Queen Guillotine
We got Master Bars and Don't need no FUKIN' Audiology,
I stay Dissecting Weak Rhymes like it's Scientific Marine Biology...
Taking HOOKS & PUNCHLINES and Meshing them Together,
CREATING Torrential RHYMES that the Doppler Has to Change all Previous Forecasted Weather...
Y'all Can't Keep These Lyrics Contained unless I can find Someone Worthy Enough to Unwrap the Wrapper,
Cause Ain't nothing Mediocre about Me when I show These Bastards
The Difference of being a Lyricists Verses a What the fuck you talkin' about Rapper...
I Ain't nothing Nice at all When this Pen Gets to Reprimanding those that Forgot how To Think,
So I hit Up My Partner in Crime to SMEAR the EVIDENCE that I Leave When I Disperse all this DEVASTATION INK...
Now Run and Get ya' Notepad and Pen cause School House Rock is Officially Back in Session,
My Conjunctions & Metaphors is off the Chain Makin' Nugga's Addicts and the Ledgend
Name they Repentance & Daily Confessions....
I'm always in my Natural Habitat when Spilling Ink with Other Lyrical Czar's,
And Lefty Keeps Houston on The Map Cause He Keep Spittin' nothing but Masterful
Barz....

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